Monday, September 6, 2010

Bayonetta (PS3)

The picture should say it all:  made exclusively for men.

It is so annoying that I could hardly be in the same room as Diego.

The story is nonsense, the soundtrack is fairly annoying, the (female) characters were drawn by those kind of guys that don't really understand the basics of human anatomy...

She carries 4 weapons (both hands and both feet!) and her HAIR is another weapon!  Her hair?! Really?!  Oh, not to mention, it's also part of her clothes....  Needless to say more.

The visuals, as a whole,  are not that sexy either. It feels like it's a 3D game seen without glasses. It's all blurry and confusing.
For a couple of seconds Diego and I actually thought if it could be a 3D game, but it wouldn't make sense since the PS3 software will only be updated next month to support 3D games from discs (now only some online games work on 3D).

Pros: none.
Cons: nonsense story, annoying soundtrack, overall annoying and stupid.


Wife score: 0/10

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